January 2011
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100 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture
1. Bring a blowhorn. Use it when you ask or answer a question.
2. Heckle the professor.
3. Hire a video crew to come to the class. If asked about it, say that you have to tape the lecture for a friend.
4. Bring a water gun. Shoot the professor when his back is turned.
5. Get the other students in your row to do the wave.
6. Bring a small chalkboard to...
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There are six places I dream of visiting:
HOGWARTS:
AND NARNIA:
AND NEVERLAND:
AND MIDDLE EARTH:
AND OZ:
AND WONDERLAND:
Off to these dreamlands!!
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There there - Radiohead
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HELLWEEK/MONTH
Every single day at school feels like a battlefield. Our brains get beaten up by series of mind-boggling exams and tons of papers and presentations and..and.. ugh! WE ALL DESERVE SOME REST, yeh know. :\
Have a biscuit, Potter.
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
Harry Potter: Have – what?
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Can’t take my eyes off you- Muse
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“That day we learned, when your friend flunks, you feel bad, when he tops, you...”
– Farhan (3 Idiots)
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Machine Class Professor: Why are you back?
Rancho: Sir, I forgot to take something…
Machine Class Professor: What?
Rancho: Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are indented for the enlightenment,...
